[Lucian speaking]
Alright, thank you! The next song is a little story about a young, Jewish trans guy who goes to a Hanukkah party, and sees a very handsome, Christian, non trans guy, and is trying to figure out how to seduce him.
[Nogga]
Heyy
[Lucian]
This song is called.... I'll be your Maccabee.
[Lucian singing]
It's Hanukkah in Brooklyn and I hope you'll swing my way,
You think I'm kind of s**y, but you're Christian and you're gay!
You've never been with a guy like me and you have a vague aversion,
But my position isn't missionary and this isn't a conversion!
I know you do it like a Greek
and you're hung like a Christmas tree
But you can be my Shabbos boy
I'll be your Maccabee!
So come and taste my matzoh balls
Come and light my lights
I only have one drop of lube
But it'll last us 8 long nights!
You used to dance with the Chelsea boys and you talked like a misogynist,
But through the blur of the Christmas lights, my body looks erogenous!
You love the branch of the evergreen and you feel a bit ambivalent,
But I have a hidden present for you that is the equivalent!
I know you do it like a Greek
and you're hung like a Christmas tree
But you can be my Shabbos boy
I'll be your Maccabee!
So come and taste my matzoh balls
Come and light my lights
I only have one drop of lube
But it'll last us 8 long nights!
I know you do it like a Greek
and you're hung like a Christmas tree
But you can be my Shabbos boy
I'll be your Maccabee!
So come and taste my matzoh balls
Come and light my lights
I only have one drop of lube
But it'll last us 8 long nights!