Simcha Halpert-Hanson - I'll Be Your Maccabee lyrics

[Lucian speaking] Alright, thank you! The next song is a little story about a young, Jewish trans guy who goes to a Hanukkah party, and sees a very handsome, Christian, non trans guy, and is trying to figure out how to seduce him. [Nogga] Heyy [Lucian] This song is called.... I'll be your Maccabee. [Lucian singing] It's Hanukkah in Brooklyn and I hope you'll swing my way, You think I'm kind of s**y, but you're Christian and you're gay! You've never been with a guy like me and you have a vague aversion, But my position isn't missionary and this isn't a conversion! I know you do it like a Greek and you're hung like a Christmas tree But you can be my Shabbos boy I'll be your Maccabee! So come and taste my matzoh balls Come and light my lights I only have one drop of lube But it'll last us 8 long nights! You used to dance with the Chelsea boys and you talked like a misogynist, But through the blur of the Christmas lights, my body looks erogenous! You love the branch of the evergreen and you feel a bit ambivalent, But I have a hidden present for you that is the equivalent! I know you do it like a Greek and you're hung like a Christmas tree But you can be my Shabbos boy I'll be your Maccabee! So come and taste my matzoh balls Come and light my lights I only have one drop of lube But it'll last us 8 long nights! I know you do it like a Greek and you're hung like a Christmas tree But you can be my Shabbos boy I'll be your Maccabee! So come and taste my matzoh balls Come and light my lights I only have one drop of lube But it'll last us 8 long nights!