Your granny makes me boney
I know she is getting lonely
Cuz grampa's dead as f**
Im gonna make her moanie moanie
Pull her depends on down to her knees
She's all dried up
She no longer bleeds
She pops out them teeth
And fulfills all my needs
Bent over her walker
She ain't much of a talker
But she's a screamer when I ream her
Tell the nurse to go away we don't need her
While I tube feed her
I fed her into the grave
But that doesn't mean we can't misbehave
Put her in the freezer took her out to thaw
Was gonna cook that a** but then I rembered
She always liked it raw