Your granny makes me boney I know she is getting lonely Cuz grampa's dead as f** Im gonna make her moanie moanie Pull her depends on down to her knees She's all dried up She no longer bleeds She pops out them teeth And fulfills all my needs Bent over her walker She ain't much of a talker But she's a screamer when I ream her Tell the nurse to go away we don't need her While I tube feed her I fed her into the grave But that doesn't mean we can't misbehave Put her in the freezer took her out to thaw Was gonna cook that a** but then I rembered She always liked it raw