I've been around the world
I've seen a million girls
And I've been touched by every one of them
I love Amsterdam, the girls are so sweet
They give themselves away for free
But in America, you got to pay for your treats
It's not a bad system at all
Who wants to fall in love with a who*e?
Not me, less you, least of all Winnie the Pooh
In Havana, the ladies will help ya
Improve your Spanish at the Tropicana
For just as long as the pesoes hold out
On the road, such a long time
The more I look, the more I find
And you know, one fine day
I'm gonna make one of them mine
I'm gonna make you mine
Isabella has got such a crowd
She gets so lonely without the men around
Just remember she's got feelings like you
An invitation from a Friend in Milan
Said Italian girls love to f** their men
I begged off -- I just don't got that much jam
Love, sister, is just a kiss away
When it exists it just comes one day
Until then, sit on your hands and wait