I've been around the world I've seen a million girls And I've been touched by every one of them I love Amsterdam, the girls are so sweet They give themselves away for free But in America, you got to pay for your treats It's not a bad system at all Who wants to fall in love with a who*e? Not me, less you, least of all Winnie the Pooh In Havana, the ladies will help ya Improve your Spanish at the Tropicana For just as long as the pesoes hold out On the road, such a long time The more I look, the more I find And you know, one fine day I'm gonna make one of them mine I'm gonna make you mine Isabella has got such a crowd She gets so lonely without the men around Just remember she's got feelings like you An invitation from a Friend in Milan Said Italian girls love to f** their men I begged off -- I just don't got that much jam Love, sister, is just a kiss away When it exists it just comes one day Until then, sit on your hands and wait