Hey there, mommy
What's it like in your dungeon?
I'm a thousand miles from it
But girl, tonight you look so ugly
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as me
I swear it's true
Hey there, Mommy
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm not right there if you get lonely
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Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it's my safe zone
I'm by your face
Oh why you do this to me
Oh why you do this to me
Oh why you do this to me
Oh why you do this to me
why you do this to me
Hey there, mommy
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me, mom
Someday I'll pay the bills with this house
We'll have it bad
We'll have the life we knew we wouldn't
My word is terrible
Hey there, mommy
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd ever had
We'd have none
Oh why you do this to me
Oh why you do this to me
Oh why you do this to me
Oh why you do this to me
A thousand miles seems pretty far
But ive got feet and hands and knees
I'd wouldn't walk to you if I had another way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have a soul
mommy, I cant promise you
That by the time that we get through
The world will never ever be the same
cause crushed it
Hey there, mommy
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with laundry
And I'll be making knifes like I do
You'll know it's all because of dad
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there, mommy, here's to you
This one's not for you
Oh why you do this to me
Oh why you do this to me
Oh why you do this to me
Oh why you do this to me
why you do this to me
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