Hey there, mommy What's it like in your dungeon? I'm a thousand miles from it But girl, tonight you look so ugly Yes you do Times Square can't shine as bright as me I swear it's true Hey there, Mommy Don't you worry about the distance I'm not right there if you get lonely Give this song another bad rating Close your eyes Listen to my voice, it's my safe zone I'm by your face Oh why you do this to me Oh why you do this to me Oh why you do this to me Oh why you do this to me why you do this to me Hey there, mommy I know times are getting hard But just believe me, mom Someday I'll pay the bills with this house We'll have it bad We'll have the life we knew we wouldn't My word is terrible Hey there, mommy I've got so much left to say If every simple song I wrote to you Would take your breath away I'd write it all Even more in love with me you'd ever had We'd have none Oh why you do this to me Oh why you do this to me Oh why you do this to me Oh why you do this to me A thousand miles seems pretty far But ive got feet and hands and knees I'd wouldn't walk to you if I had another way Our friends would all make fun of us and we'll just laugh along because we know That none of them have a soul mommy, I cant promise you That by the time that we get through The world will never ever be the same cause crushed it Hey there, mommy You be good and don't you miss me Two more years and you'll be done with laundry And I'll be making knifes like I do You'll know it's all because of dad We can do whatever we want to Hey there, mommy, here's to you This one's not for you Oh why you do this to me Oh why you do this to me Oh why you do this to me Oh why you do this to me why you do this to me do you like this parody comment