{Spoken}
All right, Weasel of Doom, Lady '95, take one
{"Weasel of Doom"}
All right!
It'll get in your brain
It'll drive you insane
You'll feel the disdain
You know it's a shame
The weasel is king
Weasel, he'll get into you
He'll tear you in two
The weasel will do
The weasel
The weasel, weasel is you
Weasel of doom
He's coming for you
Nothing you can do
Weasel of doom (weasel of doom)
You feel the confusion
You've got a contusion
This nuclear fusion
Is just an illusion
It's just unsafe
Weasel will drive you insane
He'll get in your brain
He'll bring you some pain
The weasel
Weasel does cocaine
The weasel of doom
He's coming for you
Nothing you can do
Weasel, weasel of doom
All right!
{Guitar solo}
Weasel of doom
He's coming for you
Nothing you can do
Weasel, weasel of doom
Ah-ha!
{"Lady '95"}
Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla
Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla
Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla
Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla
Kill me and die (just don't drink)
Kill me and die (just don't drink)
Kill me and die (just don't drink)
Kill me and die
Just don't drink
Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla
Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla
Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla
Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla
Kill me and die (just don't drink)
Kill me and die (just don't drink)
Kill me and die (just don't drink)
Kill me and die
Just don't drink
(Yeah)
Hey!
{Guitar solo}
Kill me and die (just don't drink)
Kill me and die (just don't drink)
Kill me and die (just don't drink)
Kill me and die
Just don't drink