{Spoken} All right, Weasel of Doom, Lady '95, take one {"Weasel of Doom"} All right! It'll get in your brain It'll drive you insane You'll feel the disdain You know it's a shame The weasel is king Weasel, he'll get into you He'll tear you in two The weasel will do The weasel The weasel, weasel is you Weasel of doom He's coming for you Nothing you can do Weasel of doom (weasel of doom) You feel the confusion You've got a contusion This nuclear fusion Is just an illusion It's just unsafe Weasel will drive you insane He'll get in your brain He'll bring you some pain The weasel Weasel does cocaine The weasel of doom He's coming for you Nothing you can do Weasel, weasel of doom All right! {Guitar solo} Weasel of doom He's coming for you Nothing you can do Weasel, weasel of doom Ah-ha! {"Lady '95"} Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla Kill me and die (just don't drink) Kill me and die (just don't drink) Kill me and die (just don't drink) Kill me and die Just don't drink Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla Bla-bla-bla-bla bla bla bla Kill me and die (just don't drink) Kill me and die (just don't drink) Kill me and die (just don't drink) Kill me and die Just don't drink (Yeah) Hey! {Guitar solo} Kill me and die (just don't drink) Kill me and die (just don't drink) Kill me and die (just don't drink) Kill me and die Just don't drink