[Intro: Andrew Sam]
I've been shaving my head for 2 years now
So you can trust me when I say
"If you shave consistently, get rid of your cartridge razors"
'Cause ya boy's got a double edge safety razor, and it shaves closer with less blades for a cheaper price
[Verse: Andrew Sam]
It ain't easy being bald, got my own schedule
I'm an "always shave my head" individual
Every other day, starting from when I wake up
It's another shave day, 'boutta get my hair cut
The process starts right after I go brush my teeth
Got my razor, badger brush, and some shaving cream
No more cartridge razors, ya boy's on that double edge
No more cartridge razors, that's my personal pledge
I invested in the Parker 96R
I liked the Schick Hydro, but it wasn't on par
Five-blade cartridge can't compare to a single blade
Plus, double edge blades have a cheaper price to pay
Pay less to shave better, and that's a no-brainer
My hair's strong like lions, but I've got a tamer
First, something real quick I shave to get out the way
Shave my armpit hair, then the beard off of my face
Badger brush lathers cream, then it's all on my head
Then I get my double edge safety razor wet
My hair's pointing down, but I swipe my razor up
That's called "against the grain," and it's how my hair's cut
Cartridges needed to go with the grain first
When it comes to shaving hair, they were clearly worse
So there you have it, folks, I save time and money
Use a safety razor, on that, you can trust me
[Outro: Andrew Sam]
PS Invest in a badger brush and shave soap, or at least shaving cream that doesn't come in a can, 'cause the canned stuff is bad for your skin