[Intro: Andrew Sam] I've been shaving my head for 2 years now So you can trust me when I say "If you shave consistently, get rid of your cartridge razors" 'Cause ya boy's got a double edge safety razor, and it shaves closer with less blades for a cheaper price [Verse: Andrew Sam] It ain't easy being bald, got my own schedule I'm an "always shave my head" individual Every other day, starting from when I wake up It's another shave day, 'boutta get my hair cut The process starts right after I go brush my teeth Got my razor, badger brush, and some shaving cream No more cartridge razors, ya boy's on that double edge No more cartridge razors, that's my personal pledge I invested in the Parker 96R I liked the Schick Hydro, but it wasn't on par Five-blade cartridge can't compare to a single blade Plus, double edge blades have a cheaper price to pay Pay less to shave better, and that's a no-brainer My hair's strong like lions, but I've got a tamer First, something real quick I shave to get out the way Shave my armpit hair, then the beard off of my face Badger brush lathers cream, then it's all on my head Then I get my double edge safety razor wet My hair's pointing down, but I swipe my razor up That's called "against the grain," and it's how my hair's cut Cartridges needed to go with the grain first When it comes to shaving hair, they were clearly worse So there you have it, folks, I save time and money Use a safety razor, on that, you can trust me [Outro: Andrew Sam] PS Invest in a badger brush and shave soap, or at least shaving cream that doesn't come in a can, 'cause the canned stuff is bad for your skin