[Intro]
Fuuu... huu...
Fuuu... huu...
Fuuu... huu...
Fuuu... fuuuuck (yee-haw!)
[Verse 1]
f** Ted Nugent, he's a f**ing jerk
I wish that he'd be gone
Chauvinistic Republican, k**s animals
But he forgot how to write a song
He's a dick (he's a dick!)
f** him (f** him!)
a**hole (a**hole!)
f** him!
[Verse 2]
f** Ted Nugent, and f** the NRA
And f** their attitude
He thinks that riding a buffalo and wearing Oakleys
Will make him look real cool
He's a dick (he's a dick!)
f** him (f** him!)
a**hole (a**hole!)
f** him!
[Bridge]
He thinks he'll get the girls
By k**ing little squirrels
[Verse 3]
Jennifer Lopez
Fur-wearing f**ing twat
She likes to eat dead cow
She thinks it's cool to wear eyelashes of dead foxes
'Cause she thinks it hides the pounds
Shes a b**h (she's a b**h!)
f** her (f** her!)
a**hole (a**hole!)
f** her (f** her!)
Shes a b**h (she's a b**h!)
f** her (f** her!)
a**hole (a**hole!)
f** her
[Outro]
(One more time)
f** Ted Nugent!