Showoff - FTN lyrics

[Intro] Fuuu... huu... Fuuu... huu... Fuuu... huu... Fuuu... fuuuuck (yee-haw!) [Verse 1] f** Ted Nugent, he's a f**ing jerk I wish that he'd be gone Chauvinistic Republican, k**s animals But he forgot how to write a song He's a dick (he's a dick!) f** him (f** him!) a**hole (a**hole!) f** him! [Verse 2] f** Ted Nugent, and f** the NRA And f** their attitude He thinks that riding a buffalo and wearing Oakleys Will make him look real cool He's a dick (he's a dick!) f** him (f** him!) a**hole (a**hole!) f** him! [Bridge] He thinks he'll get the girls By k**ing little squirrels [Verse 3] Jennifer Lopez Fur-wearing f**ing twat She likes to eat dead cow She thinks it's cool to wear eyelashes of dead foxes 'Cause she thinks it hides the pounds Shes a b**h (she's a b**h!) f** her (f** her!) a**hole (a**hole!) f** her (f** her!) Shes a b**h (she's a b**h!) f** her (f** her!) a**hole (a**hole!) f** her [Outro] (One more time) f** Ted Nugent!