Howard Melworm, you tried so hard to get your start
In the literary world but you couldn't make a mark
All the people weren't prepared for what you had to say
All the people were ba*tards anyway!
Howard Melworm, a modern day ibsen
Howard Melworm, so full of conviction
Howard Melworm, if you knew what you mean to me
Howard Melworm, all your blues would be history
Howard Melworm, a man with nerves of steel
Marginal relevance and reluctant s** appeal
Dedications to intellectual betters
And casual acceptance of rejection letters
Howard Melworm
Howard Melworm
Howard Melworm