Four men in the ring and they all want to fight?
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Two bad guys won't do what is right?
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A real big jerk makes fun of your suit?
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The audience hates you and you're pelted with fruit?
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Wherever there is evil
And men are doing wrong
They'll have to face the wrath
Of good-old Teddy Long
Don't pretend you're injured
He's knows that you're a faker
And now you're gonna have to fight
DA UNDATAKAH
Your car breaks down and you have to carpool?
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Carlito says that you're not cool?
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An evil witch inflicts you with a terrible curse?
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When Randy Orton takes a poop in your purse
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Wherever there is evil
And men are doing wrong
They'll have to face the wrath
Of good-old Teddy Long
Don't pretend you're injured
He's knows that you're a faker
And now you're gonna have to fight
DA UNDATAKAH