Shining Wizado - TEDDEH lyrics

Four men in the ring and they all want to fight? STRAIGHT-UP TAG TEAM MATCH Two bad guys won't do what is right? STRAIGHT-UP TAG TEAM MATCH A real big jerk makes fun of your suit? STRAIGHT-UP TAG TEAM MATCH The audience hates you and you're pelted with fruit? STRAIGHT-UP TAG TEAM MATCH Wherever there is evil And men are doing wrong They'll have to face the wrath Of good-old Teddy Long Don't pretend you're injured He's knows that you're a faker And now you're gonna have to fight DA UNDATAKAH Your car breaks down and you have to carpool? STRAIGHT-UP TAG TEAM MATCH Carlito says that you're not cool? STRAIGHT-UP TAG TEAM MATCH An evil witch inflicts you with a terrible curse? STRAIGHT-UP TAG TEAM MATCH When Randy Orton takes a poop in your purse STRAIGHT-UP TAG TEAM MATCH Wherever there is evil And men are doing wrong They'll have to face the wrath Of good-old Teddy Long Don't pretend you're injured He's knows that you're a faker And now you're gonna have to fight DA UNDATAKAH