(Chorus)
Crazy ain't original these days
The world has gone half crazy anyway
Anything you can think of
It's all been done before
Crazy ain't original no more
Checkin' in and out and in and out of rehab
It ain't quite the shame it used to be
Well you're just a bigger star 'cause one bad
Mug shot makes you much more interesting
(Repeat Chorus)
Well those neighbors we all tried to stay away from
Twelve kids were not enough, they had thirteen
What everybody used to call a freak show
Well now we call reality TV
(Repeat Chorus)
Now all those bankers down on Wall Street ridin' Harleys
Weekend warriors breakin' all the rules
All those Grandmother's with their cosmetic surgeons
Do their best to look like they're still in High School
(Repeat Chorus)
Anything you can think of
It's all been done before
Crazy ain't original no more
[Thanks to Alexis for lyrics]