(Chorus) Crazy ain't original these days The world has gone half crazy anyway Anything you can think of It's all been done before Crazy ain't original no more Checkin' in and out and in and out of rehab It ain't quite the shame it used to be Well you're just a bigger star 'cause one bad Mug shot makes you much more interesting (Repeat Chorus) Well those neighbors we all tried to stay away from Twelve kids were not enough, they had thirteen What everybody used to call a freak show Well now we call reality TV (Repeat Chorus) Now all those bankers down on Wall Street ridin' Harleys Weekend warriors breakin' all the rules All those Grandmother's with their cosmetic surgeons Do their best to look like they're still in High School (Repeat Chorus) Anything you can think of It's all been done before Crazy ain't original no more [Thanks to Alexis for lyrics]