[Chorus]
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R you are a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R you are a dinosaur
An O-L-D-M-A-N, you're just an old man
Hitting on me, what?
You need a CAT scan!
[Verse 1]
Old man, why are you staring at me?
Mack on me and my friends
It's kinda creepy
You should be prowling around the old folks home
C'mon dude, leave us alone
At first we thought that it was kinda ill when
We thought that you were like a billion
And still out trying to make a k**ing
Get back to the museum!
[Chorus]
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R you are a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R you are a dinosaur
An O-L-D-M-A-N, you're just an old man
Hitting on me, what?
You need a CAT scan!
[Post-Chorus]
Hey dinosaur, baby, you're prehistoric
Hey dinosaur, that's what you are
Hey carnivore, you want my meat, I know it
Hey dinosaur, that's what you are
[Interlude]
Yeah, you're pretty old
[Verse 2]
Not long 'til you're a senior citizen
And you can strut around with that s**y tank of oxygen
Honey, your toupee is falling to your left side
Get up, and go bro
Oh wait, you're fossilized, ha!
You sit down, buy me a martini
Won't go away, my hips aren't sinking
"Hey," you say, "Wanna come with me?"
I'm about to barf, seriously!
[Chorus]
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R you are a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R you are a dinosaur
An O-L-D-M-A-N, you're just an old man
Hitting on me, what?
You need a CAT scan!
[Post-Chorus]
Hey dinosaur, baby, you're prehistoric
Hey dinosaur, that's what you are
Hey carnivore, you want my meat, I know it
Hey dinosaur, that's what you are
Hey dinosaur, baby, you're prehistoric
Hey dinosaur, that's what you are
Hey carnivore, you want my meat, I know it
Hey dinosaur, that's what you are
[Outro]
D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A, that's what you are
D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A, that's what you are