[Chorus] D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R you are a dinosaur D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R you are a dinosaur An O-L-D-M-A-N, you're just an old man Hitting on me, what? You need a CAT scan! [Verse 1] Old man, why are you staring at me? Mack on me and my friends It's kinda creepy You should be prowling around the old folks home C'mon dude, leave us alone At first we thought that it was kinda ill when We thought that you were like a billion And still out trying to make a k**ing Get back to the museum! [Chorus] D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R you are a dinosaur D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R you are a dinosaur An O-L-D-M-A-N, you're just an old man Hitting on me, what? You need a CAT scan! [Post-Chorus] Hey dinosaur, baby, you're prehistoric Hey dinosaur, that's what you are Hey carnivore, you want my meat, I know it Hey dinosaur, that's what you are [Interlude] Yeah, you're pretty old [Verse 2] Not long 'til you're a senior citizen And you can strut around with that s**y tank of oxygen Honey, your toupee is falling to your left side Get up, and go bro Oh wait, you're fossilized, ha! You sit down, buy me a martini Won't go away, my hips aren't sinking "Hey," you say, "Wanna come with me?" I'm about to barf, seriously! [Chorus] D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R you are a dinosaur D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R you are a dinosaur An O-L-D-M-A-N, you're just an old man Hitting on me, what? You need a CAT scan! [Post-Chorus] Hey dinosaur, baby, you're prehistoric Hey dinosaur, that's what you are Hey carnivore, you want my meat, I know it Hey dinosaur, that's what you are Hey dinosaur, baby, you're prehistoric Hey dinosaur, that's what you are Hey carnivore, you want my meat, I know it Hey dinosaur, that's what you are [Outro] D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur D-I-N-O-S-A, that's what you are D-I-N-O-S-A, you are a dinosaur D-I-N-O-S-A, that's what you are