I'm all strung-out, and, my money's spent
Can't really tell ya' where last year went
But, I've given up paying my bills for Lent
My landlord, he says he wants his rent
f** 'em!
Hey, now, the women they come, the women they go
The hens start to cackle when the co*k starts to crow
Hell, I take 'em in when the warm winds blow
But, I boot 'em in the a** once it starts to snow
Cause, f** them!
Yeah, got a letter from my folks, and, they say they're in debt
They say that things are as bad as they can possibly get
Y'know, I haven't answered that letter yet
I might use it to light my cigarette
Cause, f** them!
What'd they ever do for me anyway?
Threw me outta the house when I was twenty-nine years old
And cut off my allowance
f** 'em!
Hey, a woman come around and handed me a line
About a lot of little orphan kids sufferin' and dyin'
sh**, I give her a quarter, cause one of 'em might be mine
Yeah, the rest of those ba*tards can keep right on cryin'
I mean, f** kids!
Throw up on your shoulder, piss in your lap, Never give you nothing
f** 'em!
I had a fight last night with a big lumberjack
I spent most the fight laying flat on my back
You know he beat me up fair, and, that's a fact
But, I busted his head as soon as he turned his back
Cause, f** "fair fighting"!
Yeah, y'know, my junkie buddy got the shakes again
He give me five bucks and sent me out in the rain
I'm supposed to bring back something to k** his pain,
heh, hehAw, sh**! I took the bread and I jumped on a train'
Cause, f** junkies!
Menace to society, break into your house, steal your TV set And go pawn it, and stick up gas stations,
then wanna get rehabilitated right next-door to you
f** them!
Hey, I caught a cold, I'm chilled and wet
And, I'm coughing blood, and I'm short of breath
And at the foot of my bed sits Old Man d**h
He says: " Hey Shel, " he says, " ain't you ready to go yet? "And, I says... " You're the Devil's favorite pet! " And, I says..."He's waitin' for ya...And, you're late..."And I says:
"fu*k HIM! LET THE MOTHER WAIT! I GOT THINGS I AIN'T DONE YET, AND BILLS I HAVEN'T NOT PAID! I GOT PEOPLE I AIN'T BAD TALKED AND I GOT CHICKS THAT I HAVEN'T KNOCKED UP AND LEFT YET! I'VE GOT things TO DO...PLACES T' GO.... PEOPLE T' DO!HA HA-HA-HA!..."
How's that?