Shel Silverstein - f** 'em lyrics

I'm all strung-out, and, my money's spent Can't really tell ya' where last year went But, I've given up paying my bills for Lent My landlord, he says he wants his rent f** 'em! Hey, now, the women they come, the women they go The hens start to cackle when the co*k starts to crow Hell, I take 'em in when the warm winds blow But, I boot 'em in the a** once it starts to snow Cause, f** them! Yeah, got a letter from my folks, and, they say they're in debt They say that things are as bad as they can possibly get Y'know, I haven't answered that letter yet I might use it to light my cigarette Cause, f** them! What'd they ever do for me anyway? Threw me outta the house when I was twenty-nine years old And cut off my allowance f** 'em! Hey, a woman come around and handed me a line About a lot of little orphan kids sufferin' and dyin' sh**, I give her a quarter, cause one of 'em might be mine Yeah, the rest of those ba*tards can keep right on cryin' I mean, f** kids! Throw up on your shoulder, piss in your lap, Never give you nothing f** 'em! I had a fight last night with a big lumberjack I spent most the fight laying flat on my back You know he beat me up fair, and, that's a fact But, I busted his head as soon as he turned his back Cause, f** "fair fighting"! Yeah, y'know, my junkie buddy got the shakes again He give me five bucks and sent me out in the rain I'm supposed to bring back something to k** his pain, heh, hehAw, sh**! I took the bread and I jumped on a train' Cause, f** junkies! Menace to society, break into your house, steal your TV set And go pawn it, and stick up gas stations, then wanna get rehabilitated right next-door to you f** them! Hey, I caught a cold, I'm chilled and wet And, I'm coughing blood, and I'm short of breath And at the foot of my bed sits Old Man d**h He says: " Hey Shel, " he says, " ain't you ready to go yet? "And, I says... " You're the Devil's favorite pet! " And, I says..."He's waitin' for ya...And, you're late..."And I says: "fu*k HIM! LET THE MOTHER WAIT! I GOT THINGS I AIN'T DONE YET, AND BILLS I HAVEN'T NOT PAID! I GOT PEOPLE I AIN'T BAD TALKED AND I GOT CHICKS THAT I HAVEN'T KNOCKED UP AND LEFT YET! I'VE GOT things TO DO...PLACES T' GO.... PEOPLE T' DO!HA HA-HA-HA!..." How's that?