Oh God , Oh no, Oh here he comes
Is it too late for me to run?
I'm not a shrink but I know how you boys think and
There's no such thing as a free drink Your lucky brand jeans don't bring you luck
You think I'm looking at you, but
I'm rolling my eyes, yeah the harder that you try,
you're wearin me down
with your pick me up lines, Oooh, you say my eyes are beautiful
But you know ,you just said it to my friend 5 minutes ago You're gonna fly away like a helium balloon
Blowin' your hot air around the room
Pop, pop there goes the weasel, i'm
Gonna pop pop your inflated ego
You're shriveled up like a piece of rubber
Oops did I just blow your cover?
The party's over, And so are you
I'm not a child, I don't play with balloons, oooh, ooh, (pop, pop)
I don't play with balloons Oh so, very predictable
Why don't you just forget the whole
I could get any girl in here routine
If you could see you than you'd know what I mean You didn't even ask my name
You might wanna add that to your game
If you could stop thinking with what's in your pants, then
You just might have one in a million chance Ooh, you say you wanna take me home
But no, up up up and away you go You're gonna fly away like a helium balloon
Blowin' your hot air around the room
Pop, pop there goes the weasel, i'm
Gonna pop pop your inflated ego
You're shriveled up like a piece of rubber
Oops did I just blow your cover?
The party's over, And so are you
I'm not a child, I don't play with balloons, oooh, ooh, (pop, pop)
I don't play with balloons Like the operator got your number, yeah I got you figured out
Hey Cupid, see this arrow
It's headed straight for your phony heart...(pop pop) (CHORUS)