Oh God , Oh no, Oh here he comes Is it too late for me to run? I'm not a shrink but I know how you boys think and There's no such thing as a free drink Your lucky brand jeans don't bring you luck You think I'm looking at you, but I'm rolling my eyes, yeah the harder that you try, you're wearin me down with your pick me up lines, Oooh, you say my eyes are beautiful But you know ,you just said it to my friend 5 minutes ago You're gonna fly away like a helium balloon Blowin' your hot air around the room Pop, pop there goes the weasel, i'm Gonna pop pop your inflated ego You're shriveled up like a piece of rubber Oops did I just blow your cover? The party's over, And so are you I'm not a child, I don't play with balloons, oooh, ooh, (pop, pop) I don't play with balloons Oh so, very predictable Why don't you just forget the whole I could get any girl in here routine If you could see you than you'd know what I mean You didn't even ask my name You might wanna add that to your game If you could stop thinking with what's in your pants, then You just might have one in a million chance Ooh, you say you wanna take me home But no, up up up and away you go You're gonna fly away like a helium balloon Blowin' your hot air around the room Pop, pop there goes the weasel, i'm Gonna pop pop your inflated ego You're shriveled up like a piece of rubber Oops did I just blow your cover? The party's over, And so are you I'm not a child, I don't play with balloons, oooh, ooh, (pop, pop) I don't play with balloons Like the operator got your number, yeah I got you figured out Hey Cupid, see this arrow It's headed straight for your phony heart...(pop pop) (CHORUS)