Jura**ic Park car for a dinosaur man
Old a** face with some little baby hands
You’ll need those ghosts in the house when I ghost you
It’s me, not you, but I’d rather f** Drew
Cheeto ran away from you, Uno won’t behave for you
Your old a** hair was straighter than you’ll ever be
Not even that could straighten out your s**uality
You didn’t glow up
You look like a throw-up
You got a flaky-a** face and your hair is always dirty
You’re still on YouTube even though you’re almost thirty
I think I’d rather give my “SuperLuv” to Dan and Phil
I wish you’d pick some clothes at the rate you pick your a**
You wrote two books that I didn’t even read
I use your podcast just to help me sleep
Congratulations on ten million subs
It took you ten years and for Jake it took ten months
They say it gets worse but I have to disagree
There ain’t nothin’ worse than reviews for your movie
You didn’t glow up
You look like a throw-up
You got a flaky-a** face and your hair is always dirty
You’re still on Youtube even though you’re almost thirty
You didn’t glow up
You look like a throw-up
You got a flaky-a** face and your hair is always dirty
You’re still on Youtube even though you’re almost thirty
I’ll go home
No, seriously, I’m moving home
I can’t stand the smell anymore
Goodbye, s**ual