Shane Dawson - You Didn’t Glow Up lyrics

Jura**ic Park car for a dinosaur man Old a** face with some little baby hands You’ll need those ghosts in the house when I ghost you It’s me, not you, but I’d rather f** Drew Cheeto ran away from you, Uno won’t behave for you Your old a** hair was straighter than you’ll ever be Not even that could straighten out your s**uality You didn’t glow up You look like a throw-up You got a flaky-a** face and your hair is always dirty You’re still on YouTube even though you’re almost thirty I think I’d rather give my “SuperLuv” to Dan and Phil I wish you’d pick some clothes at the rate you pick your a** You wrote two books that I didn’t even read I use your podcast just to help me sleep Congratulations on ten million subs It took you ten years and for Jake it took ten months They say it gets worse but I have to disagree There ain’t nothin’ worse than reviews for your movie You didn’t glow up You look like a throw-up You got a flaky-a** face and your hair is always dirty You’re still on Youtube even though you’re almost thirty You didn’t glow up You look like a throw-up You got a flaky-a** face and your hair is always dirty You’re still on Youtube even though you’re almost thirty I’ll go home No, seriously, I’m moving home I can’t stand the smell anymore Goodbye, s**ual