[Verse 1, Mario:]
Let's-a go back to the Dark Age
Where a light shone forth stark in an arcade
Embarking to shape the video game industry
If there's one mascot to thank, it's-a me!
Let's watch you clock out at mach speed
Running away from my hedgehog stomp spree!
Notice how a flame throwing pro bro spits
Bring a hell far greater than the one of ‘06!
It's a great gaming race, and you're getting lapped
How you claim to be fast, when you're crap on the track?
I'mma Burn you bro, and when I'm through with you
The world will see your true colors: black and blue!
I'm a proud plumber whose business thrives
Off the flushed out content your franchise provides
Don't push my Big Red bu*tons or you'll see soon
Your legacy will blow up with one Sonic Boom!
[Verse 2, Sonic the Hedgehog:]
The blue blur's speeding ‘round and storming your course
Screwing this street rat crawling in the sewers of New York
You jump around, underground the streets where I am the king
But If you want to win the Princess, the secret is rings!
You're trash from the past, you gotta go fast
With all my pals, we got the Dreamcast!
While you're alone with a Toad and a cowardly bro
I stepped up the game ‘cause you're too slow!
Now I'll show you! With the speed of light
How to spin dash a fat cat! My lyrics will rise!
Been taking first place since my creation
Been bashing fat men for generations!
Your taxidermy tanooki can get you fly as a coon
But you're just a subspecies who's high on shrooms!
Devour all your power ups, but you'll still be beat
If you are what you eat, then say hello to my feet!
[Verse 3, Mario:]
Mama Mia! With this abuse
I'mma gonna give PETA a real reason to sue!
You live in my Shadow, Brawling me is Tabuu
Side scroll you to roadk**, drive you into fast food!
Sega would be nothing without it's one trick rat
And his fan base more annoying than Big the Cat!
You shoulda never faced the gaming godfather, son
Cause-a Mario's always Number One!
[Verse 4, Sonic the Hedgehog:]
Mario is going Missing if it's the best that he's got
Meanwhile I take 8 bites out of Nintendo's melting pot!
Spittin' Chaos on the biggest sellout from Japan
Flatten this Goomba like Paper, so you better Jumpman!
Dissed all your titles since they're all the same
I'll own you harder than I did at the Olympic Games!
Now I got you choking as if you went down the wrong pipe
But that's what happens when you rap the Fastest thing alive!