[Verse 1, Mario:] Let's-a go back to the Dark Age Where a light shone forth stark in an arcade Embarking to shape the video game industry If there's one mascot to thank, it's-a me! Let's watch you clock out at mach speed Running away from my hedgehog stomp spree! Notice how a flame throwing pro bro spits Bring a hell far greater than the one of ‘06! It's a great gaming race, and you're getting lapped How you claim to be fast, when you're crap on the track? I'mma Burn you bro, and when I'm through with you The world will see your true colors: black and blue! I'm a proud plumber whose business thrives Off the flushed out content your franchise provides Don't push my Big Red bu*tons or you'll see soon Your legacy will blow up with one Sonic Boom! [Verse 2, Sonic the Hedgehog:] The blue blur's speeding ‘round and storming your course Screwing this street rat crawling in the sewers of New York You jump around, underground the streets where I am the king But If you want to win the Princess, the secret is rings! You're trash from the past, you gotta go fast With all my pals, we got the Dreamcast! While you're alone with a Toad and a cowardly bro I stepped up the game ‘cause you're too slow! Now I'll show you! With the speed of light How to spin dash a fat cat! My lyrics will rise! Been taking first place since my creation Been bashing fat men for generations! Your taxidermy tanooki can get you fly as a coon But you're just a subspecies who's high on shrooms! Devour all your power ups, but you'll still be beat If you are what you eat, then say hello to my feet! [Verse 3, Mario:] Mama Mia! With this abuse I'mma gonna give PETA a real reason to sue! You live in my Shadow, Brawling me is Tabuu Side scroll you to roadk**, drive you into fast food! Sega would be nothing without it's one trick rat And his fan base more annoying than Big the Cat! You shoulda never faced the gaming godfather, son Cause-a Mario's always Number One! [Verse 4, Sonic the Hedgehog:] Mario is going Missing if it's the best that he's got Meanwhile I take 8 bites out of Nintendo's melting pot! Spittin' Chaos on the biggest sellout from Japan Flatten this Goomba like Paper, so you better Jumpman! Dissed all your titles since they're all the same I'll own you harder than I did at the Olympic Games! Now I got you choking as if you went down the wrong pipe But that's what happens when you rap the Fastest thing alive!