[Intro]
Dear Santa Claus
I know you're busy, but please have a pause
To hear about my little cause
See, Footshop are offering new shoes and I'm kinda lost
Because you need to be original to get em, so i don't want to do anything false
I need to stay with my feet on the ground and not fly off to Mars –
But i could, if I blew it up in here with my bars
[Hook]
Ball so hard motherf**ers wanna fine me
Haul these bars like i got a nine heat
Bawl so loud f**ers don't wanna try me
(That sh** cray, that sh** cray)
Ball so hard motherf**ers wanna fine me
Haul these bars like i got a nine heat
Bawl so loud f**ers don't wanna try me
(That sh** cray, that sh** cray)
[Verse 1]
I'm a villain that is willing to be k**ing all the bad-shoe-game bellends
f**er said he don't like the new Yeezy Boost wich really hurt my feelings
Instant reply was me hitting him right in the fillings
See another f**er as I'm chilling with gin
Because of him I'm feeling freaking dim
For that I think I‘m really k**ing him
Now I guess I'm really beginning
To be turning into a freaking eminem
Mixed with a littlebit of MC Ren
Now I'm twisting his little ding-a-ding
I keep hitting him like a hen in his thing
Still sipping on good liquid juice and gin
Than I'm throwing him in for an acid swim
Who would've guessed he's probably k**ed
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
None of it would happen if you wasn't babbling about 350's
Someone else wanna talk crap - b**h please!
You don't wanna talk sh** bout Yeezy‘s
Especially when you're slipping in these
You look like you from fifties
Anyone who disagrees please raise their pinkies
At least I got bigger possibilities
Of placing some on my feets
I'd be stepping with em the same way I'm stepping in this beat
I'd be k**ing it with em at home just as on the streets
I'd even replace em for the dopest marijuana seeds
No need to get high when I'm already fly in these beige honeys
I also want to see girls kneel on their knees
Oh, hi Denise
How about these?
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
You should have listened, dummy buddy
Shoe game is not funny honey
Where you think I'm going with this money honey?
Footshop Bubenská I'm coming honey
These Adidas are waiting for me honey
Oh, I'm sorry honey
But I'm pulling out an automatic at every shoe addict like MC Ren honey
I can barely stomach the posibility of not having you or your friends honey
We belong to each other – me and Oxford Tan, honey
I'm your biggest fan, honey
Something like Stan, honey …
(beat changes into Stan by Eminem)
[Verse 4]
Dear Tan
I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my mail, shoe size and my home phone at the bottom
I sen to mails in this autumn, you must not've got em
There probarly was a problem with the connection or something
Sometimes I accidently pull out the wifi cable when I'm muddy
But anyways, f** it, what's been up Tan, how's your brothers?
I thought about buying the Pirate or the others
I just wasn't allowed to buy em by my mother
I read about your creator Kanye too, I'm sorry
I had a friend about as co*ky everytime i saw him
I know you probarly hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got some fake Yeezy's but I don't like em, Tan
I got a room with a poster of you and your friends
I like the 750 too, these shoes are phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, Tan, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Mates the man