[Intro] Dear Santa Claus I know you're busy, but please have a pause To hear about my little cause See, Footshop are offering new shoes and I'm kinda lost Because you need to be original to get em, so i don't want to do anything false I need to stay with my feet on the ground and not fly off to Mars – But i could, if I blew it up in here with my bars [Hook] Ball so hard motherf**ers wanna fine me Haul these bars like i got a nine heat Bawl so loud f**ers don't wanna try me (That sh** cray, that sh** cray) Ball so hard motherf**ers wanna fine me Haul these bars like i got a nine heat Bawl so loud f**ers don't wanna try me (That sh** cray, that sh** cray) [Verse 1] I'm a villain that is willing to be k**ing all the bad-shoe-game bellends f**er said he don't like the new Yeezy Boost wich really hurt my feelings Instant reply was me hitting him right in the fillings See another f**er as I'm chilling with gin Because of him I'm feeling freaking dim For that I think I‘m really k**ing him Now I guess I'm really beginning To be turning into a freaking eminem Mixed with a littlebit of MC Ren Now I'm twisting his little ding-a-ding I keep hitting him like a hen in his thing Still sipping on good liquid juice and gin Than I'm throwing him in for an acid swim Who would've guessed he's probably k**ed [Hook] [Verse 2] None of it would happen if you wasn't babbling about 350's Someone else wanna talk crap - b**h please! You don't wanna talk sh** bout Yeezy‘s Especially when you're slipping in these You look like you from fifties Anyone who disagrees please raise their pinkies At least I got bigger possibilities Of placing some on my feets I'd be stepping with em the same way I'm stepping in this beat I'd be k**ing it with em at home just as on the streets I'd even replace em for the dopest marijuana seeds No need to get high when I'm already fly in these beige honeys I also want to see girls kneel on their knees Oh, hi Denise How about these? [Hook] [Verse 3] You should have listened, dummy buddy Shoe game is not funny honey Where you think I'm going with this money honey? Footshop Bubenská I'm coming honey These Adidas are waiting for me honey Oh, I'm sorry honey But I'm pulling out an automatic at every shoe addict like MC Ren honey I can barely stomach the posibility of not having you or your friends honey We belong to each other – me and Oxford Tan, honey I'm your biggest fan, honey Something like Stan, honey … (beat changes into Stan by Eminem) [Verse 4] Dear Tan I wrote you but you still ain't calling I left my mail, shoe size and my home phone at the bottom I sen to mails in this autumn, you must not've got em There probarly was a problem with the connection or something Sometimes I accidently pull out the wifi cable when I'm muddy But anyways, f** it, what's been up Tan, how's your brothers? I thought about buying the Pirate or the others I just wasn't allowed to buy em by my mother I read about your creator Kanye too, I'm sorry I had a friend about as co*ky everytime i saw him I know you probarly hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got some fake Yeezy's but I don't like em, Tan I got a room with a poster of you and your friends I like the 750 too, these shoes are phat Anyways, I hope you get this, Tan, hit me back Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Mates the man