[Intro: Jamie Kennedy]
"Whoa, hold up, hold up, Pops. Ain't nobody gettin' out of this whip without dropping a little freestyle."
[Verse: Mike Henry]
Well, I don't know if I --
Straight outta Stoolbend
Crazy motherf**er named Cleveland
This is my left hand and this is my beave hand
I'm spitting more wisdom then Morgan Freeman
They call me Hot Brown and The C-Bizzle
I don't mind rain if it's just a drizzle
Wizzle, wazzle, woozle, wait
Razzle, dazzle, doozle, date
B-I-G C-L-E-V-E
Relatively S.T.D. free
Dropped Loretta
Now I'm doing much better
Like upgrading to Escalade from Jetta
Yo, hey Donna, I wanna get on ya
And I'm kind of hungry so make some lasagna
I got a son
He's like a big fat Urkel
When hes in the nude he's like a big fat circle
Did I do that?
Yeah you're big and fat
Drinking melted bu*ter for a midnight snack
Shout out to Rallo, hello a**hole
You're two feet tall with a three-foot Afro
And my daughter Roberta
I don't mean to hurt ya
But more dudes laid on ya
Than a magnificent Serta
Y'all must consider me
You can't get rid of me
I'm the Cleveland Steamer
Come and take a big ol' sh** on me
F-flow is so noice
White boys do my voice
And my rhymes are even harder than Sophie's Choice