Seth MacFarlane - Cleveland Brown Freestyle lyrics

[Intro: Jamie Kennedy] "Whoa, hold up, hold up, Pops. Ain't nobody gettin' out of this whip without dropping a little freestyle." [Verse: Mike Henry] Well, I don't know if I -- Straight outta Stoolbend Crazy motherf**er named Cleveland This is my left hand and this is my beave hand I'm spitting more wisdom then Morgan Freeman They call me Hot Brown and The C-Bizzle I don't mind rain if it's just a drizzle Wizzle, wazzle, woozle, wait Razzle, dazzle, doozle, date B-I-G C-L-E-V-E Relatively S.T.D. free Dropped Loretta Now I'm doing much better Like upgrading to Escalade from Jetta Yo, hey Donna, I wanna get on ya And I'm kind of hungry so make some lasagna I got a son He's like a big fat Urkel When hes in the nude he's like a big fat circle Did I do that? Yeah you're big and fat Drinking melted bu*ter for a midnight snack Shout out to Rallo, hello a**hole You're two feet tall with a three-foot Afro And my daughter Roberta I don't mean to hurt ya But more dudes laid on ya Than a magnificent Serta Y'all must consider me You can't get rid of me I'm the Cleveland Steamer Come and take a big ol' sh** on me F-flow is so noice White boys do my voice And my rhymes are even harder than Sophie's Choice