[Intro]
Bring in the funk
I know you like it
I know you like it
I know you like it
[Verse 1]
I wake up like an old man
Bones cracking as I reach for my phone and
Scroll casually through the Instagram
Posts that are brand new
Then hit my clothes rack
Chuck on the polo
With the Lacoste logo, and
Golf pants, I got you from Salvos, then
Go grab a cappuccino
With the low fat
Like toast at the cafe
I drink most at
'Cos the waitress super fly, and
I want a romance
Hold hands
Follow me home, like a road map
Go down in a [?] like a boat ramp
Make her come (hey)
[?] go ham
But her icy blue eyes say
I got no chance
So I grab the newspaper unfold that
In bold caps
It says, "Turn the boats back"
So mad, next page
It says, "No matrimony for gays"
How can you promote that?
Stupid Murdoch is a c*nt
He's just so backward
But that's a day in the life
Another day in my Australian life
We say
[Hook]
Just another average day in my Australian
Australian life
Just another average day in my Australian
Paradise
[Verse 2]
So I roll back to my house
Grey matter full of demons to write about
Get the notebook like Gosling and the
Fountain tip pen I use
As a sword
Wiping out enemies
Like a full samurai
Get the crown
Just to give it to my fans
'Cos they hold me down
Or, or give it to my parents
'Cos I owe 'em money
Or give it to my teachers
Like "f** you" then bounce
(f** you Ms. Townsend)
[Verse 3]
Once I'm down writing these bars
I roll a joint in my yard
Play Illmatic Nas
Say, "One love" to my friend
Musti walking past
With his beautiful sister
Wearing a hijab
Finish my weed
Then check Facebook for a laugh
But instead it is dark
All I see is Reclaim Australia Rally
A bunch of rednecks wearing masks
And that's the definition of terror to me
But that's life huh
That's Australian life
It's gonna be alright now
That's Australian life
Another day in my Australian life
We said
[Hook]
Just another average day in my Australian
Australian life
Just another average day in my Australian
Paradise
[Outro]
It's just
It's just another
It's just
It's just another
It's just
It's just another day
In my Australian life, we say [x2]
Do you
Do you
(This life)
Do you
(What is this life?)
(How) does it make you feel?
Scared or aware of? [Repeat]