[Intro] Bring in the funk I know you like it I know you like it I know you like it [Verse 1] I wake up like an old man Bones cracking as I reach for my phone and Scroll casually through the Instagram Posts that are brand new Then hit my clothes rack Chuck on the polo With the Lacoste logo, and Golf pants, I got you from Salvos, then Go grab a cappuccino With the low fat Like toast at the cafe I drink most at 'Cos the waitress super fly, and I want a romance Hold hands Follow me home, like a road map Go down in a [?] like a boat ramp Make her come (hey) [?] go ham But her icy blue eyes say I got no chance So I grab the newspaper unfold that In bold caps It says, "Turn the boats back" So mad, next page It says, "No matrimony for gays" How can you promote that? Stupid Murdoch is a c*nt He's just so backward But that's a day in the life Another day in my Australian life We say [Hook] Just another average day in my Australian Australian life Just another average day in my Australian Paradise [Verse 2] So I roll back to my house Grey matter full of demons to write about Get the notebook like Gosling and the Fountain tip pen I use As a sword Wiping out enemies Like a full samurai Get the crown Just to give it to my fans 'Cos they hold me down Or, or give it to my parents 'Cos I owe 'em money Or give it to my teachers Like "f** you" then bounce (f** you Ms. Townsend) [Verse 3] Once I'm down writing these bars I roll a joint in my yard Play Illmatic Nas Say, "One love" to my friend Musti walking past With his beautiful sister Wearing a hijab Finish my weed Then check Facebook for a laugh But instead it is dark All I see is Reclaim Australia Rally A bunch of rednecks wearing masks And that's the definition of terror to me But that's life huh That's Australian life It's gonna be alright now That's Australian life Another day in my Australian life We said [Hook] Just another average day in my Australian Australian life Just another average day in my Australian Paradise [Outro] It's just It's just another It's just It's just another It's just It's just another day In my Australian life, we say [x2] Do you Do you (This life) Do you (What is this life?) (How) does it make you feel? Scared or aware of? [Repeat]