[Verse 1]
He chases shots with motor oil
Wears a hat made from tin foil
When he smokes he gets exhausted
Everybody thinks he's lost it
[Chorus]
He thinks he's a car, an automobile
When he looks at his legs, all he sees are four wheels
He's missing more than bolts and screws
He's missing anything, anything to lose
[Verse 2]
Guy runs on pure ethanol
Tends to start some drunken brawls
Zero to sixty when he's fumed
In his organs, leaks have bloomed
[Chorus]
He thinks he's a car, an automobile
When he looks at his legs, all he sees are four wheels
He's missing more than bolts and screws
He's missing anything, anything to lose
[Verse 3]
The girls all think that he's a jerk
At the bar, his brakes don't work
Can't shift thought once on his drive
A wonder that he's still alive
[Chorus]
He thinks he's a car, an automobile
When he looks at his legs, all he sees are four wheels
He's missing more than bolts and screws
He's missing anything, anything to lose