[Verse 1] He chases shots with motor oil Wears a hat made from tin foil When he smokes he gets exhausted Everybody thinks he's lost it [Chorus] He thinks he's a car, an automobile When he looks at his legs, all he sees are four wheels He's missing more than bolts and screws He's missing anything, anything to lose [Verse 2] Guy runs on pure ethanol Tends to start some drunken brawls Zero to sixty when he's fumed In his organs, leaks have bloomed [Chorus] He thinks he's a car, an automobile When he looks at his legs, all he sees are four wheels He's missing more than bolts and screws He's missing anything, anything to lose [Verse 3] The girls all think that he's a jerk At the bar, his brakes don't work Can't shift thought once on his drive A wonder that he's still alive [Chorus] He thinks he's a car, an automobile When he looks at his legs, all he sees are four wheels He's missing more than bolts and screws He's missing anything, anything to lose