Chorus:
Andrew Lansley, greedy
Andrew Lansley, tosser
The NHS is not for sale you grey haired manky codger. (x4)
So the budget of the PCTs, he wants to hand to the GPs
Oh please. Dumb geeks are going to buy from any willing provider
Get care from private companies
They saw the pie and they want a piece;
Got their eyes on the Ps like mice for the cheese
I talk truth when I ride the beat
You talk sh**e when you speak
See money when you close your eyes to sleep
So fall back - your face looks like a shrivelled up ball sack
The stuff that you say is bull crap
I'm sure Andy Pandy snorts crack
Health minister, I mean sinister
You know your public will finish you
Is your brain really that miniature?
Give yourself an enema
Made filthy rich by those who represent Walkers Crisps
Mars and Pizza Hut, proved you're a health s*ut
And you're always talking sh**
A hundred and thirty-four pound an hour every week
That's quite a lot of quids;
And you came to the conclusion that the food industry should be a little less strict
Scandal disclosed that you flipped your second home
You said your claims were within the rules
Filled your pockets, took us for jokes;
How would you cope when broke folk get ill
Injured and broke
But don't have the dough
To get their life back on the road
So poor die slow, and the rich take control
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Lansley's white paper: "Liberating the NHS"
Sets out a plan where we'll become more like the U.S
And Care will be farmed out to private companies
Who will sell their service to the NHS via GPs
Who will have more to do with service purchase arrangements
Than anything to do with seeing their patients
He's been given cash
By John Nash
Chairman of Care UK:
A private healthcare provider
Who, if they have their way
Will be the biggest beneficiaries
Of Conservative Lib Dem policies
To privatise healthcare and pull apart the welfare state
These plans have been slagged by patient organisations
Charities, unions
Nursing and medical institutions
The Royal College of GPs even joined the attack
Looked closely at the proposals and said they were crap
Say yes for the NHS
Andrew Lansley can s** on David Cameron's breast
His quest is for the rich to pay less
And the poor have to stress
It'll be one big mess
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