Sean Donnelly - Andrew Lansley Rap lyrics

Chorus: Andrew Lansley, greedy Andrew Lansley, tosser The NHS is not for sale you grey haired manky codger. (x4) So the budget of the PCTs, he wants to hand to the GPs Oh please. Dumb geeks are going to buy from any willing provider Get care from private companies They saw the pie and they want a piece; Got their eyes on the Ps like mice for the cheese I talk truth when I ride the beat You talk sh**e when you speak See money when you close your eyes to sleep So fall back - your face looks like a shrivelled up ball sack The stuff that you say is bull crap I'm sure Andy Pandy snorts crack Health minister, I mean sinister You know your public will finish you Is your brain really that miniature? Give yourself an enema Made filthy rich by those who represent Walkers Crisps Mars and Pizza Hut, proved you're a health s*ut And you're always talking sh** A hundred and thirty-four pound an hour every week That's quite a lot of quids; And you came to the conclusion that the food industry should be a little less strict Scandal disclosed that you flipped your second home You said your claims were within the rules Filled your pockets, took us for jokes; How would you cope when broke folk get ill Injured and broke But don't have the dough To get their life back on the road So poor die slow, and the rich take control (Chorus x 4) Lansley's white paper: "Liberating the NHS" Sets out a plan where we'll become more like the U.S And Care will be farmed out to private companies Who will sell their service to the NHS via GPs Who will have more to do with service purchase arrangements Than anything to do with seeing their patients He's been given cash By John Nash Chairman of Care UK: A private healthcare provider Who, if they have their way Will be the biggest beneficiaries Of Conservative Lib Dem policies To privatise healthcare and pull apart the welfare state These plans have been slagged by patient organisations Charities, unions Nursing and medical institutions The Royal College of GPs even joined the attack Looked closely at the proposals and said they were crap Say yes for the NHS Andrew Lansley can s** on David Cameron's breast His quest is for the rich to pay less And the poor have to stress It'll be one big mess (Chorus x 4)