[Verse 1]
If you don't like my sound, it's alright I've found
Like, 5 club beats in the past hour and wow!
The hooks keep coming to me
They keep coming, the hooks keep coming to me
My sh** is excellent, yours is excrement
Lay next to lesbians and have s** with them
My bars are barbaric, your bars are pars
Like grandpa in his car rapping
Don't test me, I've had a messed week
None of your bullsh** will interest me
Don't even think to address me
I'll have you "mails" knocked into next week
I bless beats
So don't bless me, bless the next geek
With his sh** bars, he can't compete
When I'm rhyming I'm grimy like my aunty's feet
[Chorus x2]
I'm fly
Man, I'm so f**ing cool
I wanna get signed
And I'm wondering why it ain't happened yet
[Verse 2]
I've got a style that you can't f** with it
Yet my flow's like a virgins cherry the way I bust it (tight!)
In my past life, I musta did right
Now I'm doing wrong by cumming in your custard pie
Why ain't it happened? Maybe I should quit rap and
Sit back and grab my dick and jack it
Wait a minute! I got it! I figured it out
Despite the rumours, I ain't as big as my mouth
I'm signed - I ain't finished this sh**, wait
I want 16 bars, f** a quick 8
I'm erect and seeing as your chick's late
You can s** my thing with the big vein
All of my mixtapes were pisstakes
That's why when the sh**'s played your prick mates pick out mistakes
And I missed this take
I just went back and recorded another one to make it sit straight
[Chorus x2]
I'm fly
Man, I'm so f**ing cool
I wanna get signed
And I'm wondering why it ain't happened yet
[Verse 3]
I need a hype man
Someone that can rap, but not better than I can
I'm like, crazy on the mic, man
My grip is so tight, you can't detach the sh** from my right hand
If any rhymer wants to bite man
I'll have their myspace and official website hacked
My early tracks were too sick
That's why only a quarter of my fanbase is feeling my new sh**
I'm kinda out of shape
But when I step in the gym, I'm feeling kinda out of place
I tried sit-ups but didn't do enough
Why do all these guys work out when they're already buff?
Being this good, it's tough
How d'you take a pic with a fan when she's rough?
Shucks, if I don't ever get signed
I'll make music for me and act like I don't mind
[Chorus x2]
I'm fly
Man, I'm so f**ing cool
I wanna get signed
And I'm wondering why it ain't happened yet