Sean Divine - I Wanna Get Signed lyrics

[Verse 1] If you don't like my sound, it's alright I've found Like, 5 club beats in the past hour and wow! The hooks keep coming to me They keep coming, the hooks keep coming to me My sh** is excellent, yours is excrement Lay next to lesbians and have s** with them My bars are barbaric, your bars are pars Like grandpa in his car rapping Don't test me, I've had a messed week None of your bullsh** will interest me Don't even think to address me I'll have you "mails" knocked into next week I bless beats So don't bless me, bless the next geek With his sh** bars, he can't compete When I'm rhyming I'm grimy like my aunty's feet [Chorus x2] I'm fly Man, I'm so f**ing cool I wanna get signed And I'm wondering why it ain't happened yet [Verse 2] I've got a style that you can't f** with it Yet my flow's like a virgins cherry the way I bust it (tight!) In my past life, I musta did right Now I'm doing wrong by cumming in your custard pie Why ain't it happened? Maybe I should quit rap and Sit back and grab my dick and jack it Wait a minute! I got it! I figured it out Despite the rumours, I ain't as big as my mouth I'm signed - I ain't finished this sh**, wait I want 16 bars, f** a quick 8 I'm erect and seeing as your chick's late You can s** my thing with the big vein All of my mixtapes were pisstakes That's why when the sh**'s played your prick mates pick out mistakes And I missed this take I just went back and recorded another one to make it sit straight [Chorus x2] I'm fly Man, I'm so f**ing cool I wanna get signed And I'm wondering why it ain't happened yet [Verse 3] I need a hype man Someone that can rap, but not better than I can I'm like, crazy on the mic, man My grip is so tight, you can't detach the sh** from my right hand If any rhymer wants to bite man I'll have their myspace and official website hacked My early tracks were too sick That's why only a quarter of my fanbase is feeling my new sh** I'm kinda out of shape But when I step in the gym, I'm feeling kinda out of place I tried sit-ups but didn't do enough Why do all these guys work out when they're already buff? Being this good, it's tough How d'you take a pic with a fan when she's rough? Shucks, if I don't ever get signed I'll make music for me and act like I don't mind [Chorus x2] I'm fly Man, I'm so f**ing cool I wanna get signed And I'm wondering why it ain't happened yet