[Verse 1]
I'm going to do my driving test
And Je'es, I must admit
I didn't do a whole lot of
Studying for it
I read the book a couple of times
It didn't make any sense!
I can't understand them bleeding sings
And I can't reverse from bins
[Chorus]
And if I fail
Well, that's okay
I can always do it again another day
And if I pa**
That's okay too
Then instead of you driving me, I'm driving you
[Verse 2]
The driving instructor was
A man from Kilmainham Wood
I said, "How am I doing?"
He said, "Well, not too good;
Keep your two hands on the wheel
Remember ten to two
Don't be cutting around corners
And check your mirrors, too!"
[Chorus]
If I fail
Well, that's okay
I can always do it again another day
And if I pa**
That's okay too
Then instead of you driving me, I'm driving you
[Verse 3]
Now, the waiting list was two months
But I was waiting three
I couldn't use my own car
I had no N.C.T
To drive a car these days
You need to be a millionaire
And that's the price you have to pay
For driving in County Clare
[Chorus]
If I fail
Well, that's okay
I can always do it again another day
And if I pa**
That's okay too
Then instead of you driving me, I'm driving you
[Verse 4]
So if you do your driving test
You must remember this
Always take a lesson
And don't go taking the piss
The road's a dangerous place
And if you want to stay alive
If the sign says fifty
It doesn't mean seventy-five!
[Chorus]
If I fail
Well, that's okay
I can always do it again another day
And if I pa**
That's okay too
Then instead of you driving me, I'm driving you
[Chorus]
And if I fail
Well, that's okay
I can always do it again another day
And if I pa**
That's okay too
Then instead of you driving me, I'm driving you
[Outro]
Yes!
Instead of you driving me, I'm driving you!