Seamus Moore - Me Driving Test lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm going to do my driving test And Je'es, I must admit I didn't do a whole lot of Studying for it I read the book a couple of times It didn't make any sense! I can't understand them bleeding sings And I can't reverse from bins [Chorus] And if I fail Well, that's okay I can always do it again another day And if I pa** That's okay too Then instead of you driving me, I'm driving you [Verse 2] The driving instructor was A man from Kilmainham Wood I said, "How am I doing?" He said, "Well, not too good; Keep your two hands on the wheel Remember ten to two Don't be cutting around corners And check your mirrors, too!" [Chorus] If I fail Well, that's okay I can always do it again another day And if I pa** That's okay too Then instead of you driving me, I'm driving you [Verse 3] Now, the waiting list was two months But I was waiting three I couldn't use my own car I had no N.C.T To drive a car these days You need to be a millionaire And that's the price you have to pay For driving in County Clare [Chorus] If I fail Well, that's okay I can always do it again another day And if I pa** That's okay too Then instead of you driving me, I'm driving you [Verse 4] So if you do your driving test You must remember this Always take a lesson And don't go taking the piss The road's a dangerous place And if you want to stay alive If the sign says fifty It doesn't mean seventy-five! [Chorus] If I fail Well, that's okay I can always do it again another day And if I pa** That's okay too Then instead of you driving me, I'm driving you [Chorus] And if I fail Well, that's okay I can always do it again another day And if I pa** That's okay too Then instead of you driving me, I'm driving you [Outro] Yes! Instead of you driving me, I'm driving you!