He's not respected but feared
Like a lady with a beard
It's been said he's as handsome as a bruise
He's the maggot in your bowl and a shovel full of coal
The threat of the 6 fingered man
About as welcome as cramps
He's a primate wearing pants
Birds gotta fly Fish gotta fry
Lurid, Turgid, Daft, and svelte
He's the bugs that crawl beneath your quilt
Mystery built the 6 fingered man
Don't believe it, don't receive it
Don't believe each and every whisper
Don't embrace it don't you taste it
Try to erase it
The house that burns on Christmas eve
The fist that dwells beneath the sleeve
The s**er punch
The nose that bleeds
The seeds that feed incessant weeds
He's the appendix that burst
And the driver of the hearse
And it seems he's something less than kind
No one can resist the very thing that non-exists
The tricks of the 6 fingered man