We live in a Christian police state
A nation of fat NASCAR fans
It's a cla**ist, misogynist, fascist and despotic tool
Of rich white men with bloodstains on their hands
We're a cruelly carnivorous
Gang of flat-out ridiculous
Wal-Mart sheeple breeding
Big Mac-eating brats
Check out Chomsky and Zinn
When they start to fill you in
It'll knock you on your a**
Thank Gawd for the chattering cla**es
We know what's best for you creeps
Things like vinyl and bikes, indie coffee shops
And microbrews and LGBT-friendly soccer teams
They insist on imposing
The corporate will of America
On the world at large
No matter what the cost
I've got it all figured out
And I don't have any doubts
So why am I so lost?
I can't figure out what to do [x3]