We live in a Christian police state A nation of fat NASCAR fans It's a cla**ist, misogynist, fascist and despotic tool Of rich white men with bloodstains on their hands We're a cruelly carnivorous Gang of flat-out ridiculous Wal-Mart sheeple breeding Big Mac-eating brats Check out Chomsky and Zinn When they start to fill you in It'll knock you on your a** Thank Gawd for the chattering cla**es We know what's best for you creeps Things like vinyl and bikes, indie coffee shops And microbrews and LGBT-friendly soccer teams They insist on imposing The corporate will of America On the world at large No matter what the cost I've got it all figured out And I don't have any doubts So why am I so lost? I can't figure out what to do [x3]