[Lucian]
I've got scars beneath my pecs
From when the surgeon changed my s**
And when I'm out with shirtless men
They ask about their origin!
Sarcasm's a shield that you must learn to carry
Even if your chest's flat and your chin is hairy
Bigots are stupid but they're also scary
Don't want to turn into an obituary
Shark attack, shark attack, shark attack, shark attack
These scars are from a shark attack
Shark attack, shark attack
Sarcasm's a shield that you must learn to carry
Even if your chest's flat and your chin is hairy
Bigots are stupid but they're also scary
Don't want to turn into an obituary
Sometimes I don't want to tell,
The dudes who wouldn't take it well
They might freak out and kick my a**
The moment I no longer pa**
Shark attack, shark attack, shark attack, shark attack
These scars are from a shark attack
Shark attack, shark attack
Sarcasm's a shield that you must learn to carry
Even if your chest's flat and your chin is hairy
Bigots are stupid but they're also scary
Don't want to turn into an obituary
Sharcasm's a seal that you must learn to carry
Even if your chest's flat and your bu*t is hairy
Bigots are stupid but they're also scary
Don't want to turn into an obituary
[Everyone]
Shark attack, shark attack, shark attack, shark attack
Shark attack, shark attack, shark attack, shark attack
Shark attack, shark attack, shark attack, shark attack
Shark attack, shark attack, shark attack, shark attack
Shark attack, shark attack, shark attack, shark attack
Shark attack, shark attack, shark attack, shark attack!!!!!!!!