Schmekel - Shark Attack lyrics

[Lucian] I've got scars beneath my pecs From when the surgeon changed my s** And when I'm out with shirtless men They ask about their origin! Sarcasm's a shield that you must learn to carry Even if your chest's flat and your chin is hairy Bigots are stupid but they're also scary Don't want to turn into an obituary Shark attack, shark attack, shark attack, shark attack These scars are from a shark attack Shark attack, shark attack Sarcasm's a shield that you must learn to carry Even if your chest's flat and your chin is hairy Bigots are stupid but they're also scary Don't want to turn into an obituary Sometimes I don't want to tell, The dudes who wouldn't take it well They might freak out and kick my a** The moment I no longer pa** Shark attack, shark attack, shark attack, shark attack These scars are from a shark attack Shark attack, shark attack Sarcasm's a shield that you must learn to carry Even if your chest's flat and your chin is hairy Bigots are stupid but they're also scary Don't want to turn into an obituary Sharcasm's a seal that you must learn to carry Even if your chest's flat and your bu*t is hairy Bigots are stupid but they're also scary Don't want to turn into an obituary [Everyone] Shark attack, shark attack, shark attack, shark attack Shark attack, shark attack, shark attack, shark attack Shark attack, shark attack, shark attack, shark attack Shark attack, shark attack, shark attack, shark attack Shark attack, shark attack, shark attack, shark attack Shark attack, shark attack, shark attack, shark attack!!!!!!!!