I sail on my boat around the world
from Portugal to Key Largo
I always take the most dangerous routes
Cos' I am The Mad ba*tardo
I will enter most any port
Regardless of trade embargo
I insult all the customs officials I can
Cos' I am The Mad ba*tardo
Mad,Mad,Mad ba*tardo
Mad,Mad,Mad ba*tardo
Mad,Mad,Mad ba*tardo
I am The Mad ba*tardo
I enjoy eating my tropical fruit
Mango, Paw-paw and Avocado
I transmit diseases from land to land
Cos' I am The Mad ba*tardo
I don't care what is on my ship
I carry the dangerous cargo
Whenever I approach to go to shore they shout
"Here comes The Mad ba*tardo"
Mad,Mad,Mad ba*tardo
Mad,Mad,Mad ba*tardo
Mad,Mad,Mad ba*tardo
I am The Mad ba*tardo
I am known as a romantic fool
My girlfriend's name is Margo
When we get married eventually
her name will be Margo ba*tardo
Mad,Mad,Mad ba*tardo
Mad,Mad,Mad ba*tardo
Mad,Mad,Mad ba*tardo
I am The Mad ba*tardo