Scared Weird Little Guys - The Mad Bastardo lyrics

I sail on my boat around the world from Portugal to Key Largo I always take the most dangerous routes Cos' I am The Mad ba*tardo I will enter most any port Regardless of trade embargo I insult all the customs officials I can Cos' I am The Mad ba*tardo Mad,Mad,Mad ba*tardo Mad,Mad,Mad ba*tardo Mad,Mad,Mad ba*tardo I am The Mad ba*tardo I enjoy eating my tropical fruit Mango, Paw-paw and Avocado I transmit diseases from land to land Cos' I am The Mad ba*tardo I don't care what is on my ship I carry the dangerous cargo Whenever I approach to go to shore they shout "Here comes The Mad ba*tardo" Mad,Mad,Mad ba*tardo Mad,Mad,Mad ba*tardo Mad,Mad,Mad ba*tardo I am The Mad ba*tardo I am known as a romantic fool My girlfriend's name is Margo When we get married eventually her name will be Margo ba*tardo Mad,Mad,Mad ba*tardo Mad,Mad,Mad ba*tardo Mad,Mad,Mad ba*tardo I am The Mad ba*tardo